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  • I Can't Adult Today SocksI Can't Adult Today Socks

    I Can't Adult Today Socks

    Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
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  • Don't Be A Dick SocksDon't Be A Dick Socks

    Don't Be A Dick Socks

    Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
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  • Happily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore SocksHappily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore Socks

    Happily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore Socks

    Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...
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  • I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie SocksI Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie Socks

    I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie Socks

    You other hunters can’t deny these socks slap harder than a rifle recoil. Featuring a classic camo print with bright yellow accents on the cuff, heel, and toe, these socks bring a whole new level of swagger to your sock drawer. The text “I...
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  • Go to Hell SocksGo to Hell Socks

    Go to Hell Socks

    Aw, how cute! Flowers, rainbows, and… well… a direct invitation to take a hike — straight down. These deceptively cheerful socks pair pastel aesthetics with delightfully unfiltered energy. With white fabric, a pea green heel and toe, teal text that reads “Go To Hell,”...
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  • I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar SocksI'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar Socks

    I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar Socks

    They’re not judgmental. They’re just — well — quietly disappointed. These light blue socks with white block text reading “I’m Silently Correcting Your Grammar” are the perfect accessory for anyone who’s ever flinched at a misplaced apostrophe or screamed internally at “your welcome.” Comfortable,...
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  • Protect Your Nuts SocksProtect Your Nuts Socks

    Protect Your Nuts Socks

    Some wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? You wear a squirrel on your ankle. These cozy gray socks feature a brown-toed, big-eyed cartoon squirrel doing exactly what you'd expect —  stashing an acorn and eyeing the world with deep suspicion. The bold text...
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  • Go Away I'm Gaming SocksGo Away I'm Gaming Socks

    Go Away I'm Gaming Socks

    Sometimes, pausing isn’t an option. And for dedicated gamers, these black crew socks send a crystal-clear message: Go Away I'm Gaming. The text is loudly embroidered beneath a gamer headset graphic, just in case anyone missed the memo. With a white checkered pattern and...
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  • Cats Cats Cats SocksCats Cats Cats Socks

    Cats Cats Cats Socks

    Not subtle. Not sorry. Just cats. Everywhere. These light blue socks are an unapologetic love letter to your feline obsession, featuring bold white text that screams “Cats” on repeat and enough cartoon kitties to qualify as a mobile petting zoo. With black accents on...
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  • I Love Meetings About Meetings SocksI Love Meetings About Meetings Socks
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    I Love Meetings About Meetings Socks

    Nothing boosts productivity like another meeting to recap the last one. These gray-blue socks, decked out with clean white stripes, a navy heel and toe, and the painfully accurate phrase “I Love Meetings About Meetings,” speak fluent corporate nonsense. They’d satisfy a professional dress...
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  • Trophy Husband SocksTrophy Husband Socks

    Trophy Husband Socks

    These gray crew socks are your official uniform for being devastatingly handsome, mildly helpful, and fully committed to doing just enough. With light blue accents and bold navy text that proudly declares “Trophy Husband,” they come complete with a little gold trophy design —...
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  • Nurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It SocksNurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It Socks

    Nurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It Socks

    For the real heroes out there: Armed with sarcasm, scrubs, and just enough sedation to get through the shift. These light blue socks are the unofficial uniform of every nurse who’s smiled politely while silently questioning someone’s life choices. Stitched with crisp white text...
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  • I Speak Fluent Sarcasm SocksI Speak Fluent Sarcasm Socks

    I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Socks

    Embrace your sarcastic side with our "I Speak Fluent Sarcasm" funny socks!Whether you're known for your witty comebacks or just appreciate a good joke, these socks are sure to bring a smile to your face. Crafted with care from high-quality materials, these socks offer...
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  • Dogs Make Me Happy SocksDogs Make Me Happy Socks

    Dogs Make Me Happy Socks

    It’s not you, it’s… actually, no. It’s 100% you. These light blue socks with navy accents are a love letter to dogs and a polite little side-eye to everyone else. Scattered with paw prints and featuring a joyful cartoon pup on its hind legs,...
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  • May the Forest Be With You SocksMay the Forest Be With You Socks

    May the Forest Be With You Socks

    These socks are what happens when tree-huggers and nerds collide in the best way possible. Featuring white fabric with olive green accents and the words “May The Forest Be With You” stitched in warm orange, they’re equal parts woodland charm and cheeky pop culture...
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  • Suck It SocksSuck It Socks

    Suck It Socks

    Make a bold statement with our Suck It Funny Socks!Featuring a cheeky design and a touch of attitude, these socks are perfect for those moments when you're feeling feisty. Crafted from high-quality materials, these socks offer comfort and style for all-day wear.Whether you're facing...
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  • Rock the Dad Bod SocksRock the Dad Bod Socks

    Rock the Dad Bod Socks

    Celebrate dad bods everywhere with our Rock the Dad Bod Funny Socks!Featuring a playful design that celebrates the joys of fatherhood, these socks add a touch of humor to any outfit. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these socks offer comfort and style for all-day...
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  • Bat Shit Crazy SocksBat Shit Crazy Socks

    Bat Shit Crazy Socks

    Get ready to embrace your wild side with our Bat Shit Crazy Funny Socks! Featuring a quirky design that embraces the unconventional, these socks are perfect for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these socks...
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  • All Ass. No Gas. SocksAll Ass. No Gas. Socks

    All Ass. No Gas. Socks

    Offering zero emissions and maximum sass, these dark blue crew socks are for the pedal-powered, booty-fueled legends who know exactly what they bring to the table (hint: it's thighs and attitude). Decorated with tiny white bicycles, green accent stripes at the cuff, and bold...
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  • I'm Not Always a Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself SocksI'm Not Always a Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Socks
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    I'm Not Always a Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Socks

    She’s got pastel vibes and main-character rage. These peach socks come dressed like a Hallmark card: white cuffs, soft details, a cartoon blonde clutching a heart. But the energy? Fully unhinged. Up top, you’ve got “I’m Not Always a Bitch.” Aww. Growth. Turn your...
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