Funny Socks for Men

You can’t truly reach top-tier amateur comedian status without some hilarious men’s socks to match your attitude. Little did you know that your best punchline yet is on a pair of funny men’s socks from Funatic.

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  • I Can't Adult Today SocksI Can't Adult Today Socks

    I Can't Adult Today Socks

    Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
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  • Don't Be A Dick SocksDon't Be A Dick Socks

    Don't Be A Dick Socks

    Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
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  • Happily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore SocksHappily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore Socks

    Happily Retired - Not My Problem Anymore Socks

    Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...
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  • I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie SocksI Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie Socks

    I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie Socks

    You other hunters can’t deny these socks slap harder than a rifle recoil. Featuring a classic camo print with bright yellow accents on the cuff, heel, and toe, these socks bring a whole new level of swagger to your sock drawer. The text “I...
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  • Protect Your Nuts SocksProtect Your Nuts Socks

    Protect Your Nuts Socks

    Some wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? You wear a squirrel on your ankle. These cozy gray socks feature a brown-toed, big-eyed cartoon squirrel doing exactly what you'd expect —  stashing an acorn and eyeing the world with deep suspicion. The bold text...
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  • Cats Cats Cats SocksCats Cats Cats Socks

    Cats Cats Cats Socks

    Not subtle. Not sorry. Just cats. Everywhere. These light blue socks are an unapologetic love letter to your feline obsession, featuring bold white text that screams “Cats” on repeat and enough cartoon kitties to qualify as a mobile petting zoo. With black accents on...
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  • Go Away I'm Gaming SocksGo Away I'm Gaming Socks

    Go Away I'm Gaming Socks

    Level up your style with our "Go Away I'm Gaming" funny socks!Perfect for gamers and anyone who values their gaming time, these socks are sure to make a statement. Crafted with care from high-quality materials, these socks offer both comfort and attitude.Whether you're in...
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  • I Love Meetings About Meetings SocksI Love Meetings About Meetings Socks
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    I Love Meetings About Meetings Socks

    Nothing boosts productivity like another meeting to recap the last one. These gray-blue socks, decked out with clean white stripes, a navy heel and toe, and the painfully accurate phrase “I Love Meetings About Meetings,” speak fluent corporate nonsense. They’d satisfy a professional dress...
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  • Trophy Husband SocksTrophy Husband Socks

    Trophy Husband Socks

    These gray crew socks are your official uniform for being devastatingly handsome, mildly helpful, and fully committed to doing just enough. With light blue accents and bold navy text that proudly declares “Trophy Husband,” they come complete with a little gold trophy design —...
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  • May the Forest Be With You SocksMay the Forest Be With You Socks

    May the Forest Be With You Socks

    These socks are what happens when tree-huggers and nerds collide in the best way possible. Featuring white fabric with olive green accents and the words “May The Forest Be With You” stitched in warm orange, they’re equal parts woodland charm and cheeky pop culture...
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  • Suck It SocksSuck It Socks

    Suck It Socks

    Make a bold statement with our Suck It Funny Socks!Featuring a cheeky design and a touch of attitude, these socks are perfect for those moments when you're feeling feisty. Crafted from high-quality materials, these socks offer comfort and style for all-day wear.Whether you're facing...
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  • Rock the Dad Bod SocksRock the Dad Bod Socks

    Rock the Dad Bod Socks

    Celebrate dad bods everywhere with our Rock the Dad Bod Funny Socks!Featuring a playful design that celebrates the joys of fatherhood, these socks add a touch of humor to any outfit. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these socks offer comfort and style for all-day...
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  • All Ass. No Gas. SocksAll Ass. No Gas. Socks

    All Ass. No Gas. Socks

    Offering zero emissions and maximum sass, these dark blue crew socks are for the pedal-powered, booty-fueled legends who know exactly what they bring to the table (hint: it's thighs and attitude). Decorated with tiny white bicycles, green accent stripes at the cuff, and bold...
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  • Shhh No One Cares SocksShhh No One Cares Socks

    Shhh No One Cares Socks

    Keep things quiet with our Shhh No One Cares Funny Socks! Featuring a sassy design that's perfect for when you need a little peace and quiet, these socks are sure to get a chuckle. Crafted from soft, breathable materials, these socks offer comfort and...
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  • Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much SocksBooks Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much Socks

    Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much Socks

    Find solace in the written word with our Books Make Me Happy - You? Not So Much Funny Socks!Featuring a clever message and a colorful book design, these socks are perfect for bookworms and introverts alike. Crafted from cozy materials, these socks offer comfort...
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  • My Dog Thinks I'm Cool SocksMy Dog Thinks I'm Cool Socks

    My Dog Thinks I'm Cool Socks

    Let your pup's admiration shine with our My Dog Thinks I'm Cool Funny Socks!Featuring a charming dog motif and a playful message, these socks are perfect for dog owners who know they're top dog in their pet's eyes. Crafted from soft, breathable materials, these...
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  • Eat More Hole Foods SocksEat More Hole Foods Socks

    Eat More Hole Foods Socks

    Indulge in some humor with our Eat More Hole Foods Funny Socks! With a playful nod to doughnuts and a clever twist on words, this sticker adds a delightful touch to any surface. Crafted with premium materials for maximum comfort, these socks are as...
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  • I Love My Rescue Dog SocksI Love My Rescue Dog Socks

    I Love My Rescue Dog Socks

    Embrace your furry friend with our I Love My Rescue Dog Funny Socks!Featuring an adorable dog design and a heartfelt message, these socks are perfect for dog lovers everywhere. Crafted from soft, breathable materials, these socks offer comfort and style for all-day wear.Whether you're...
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  • I Love Jesus (But I Cuss a Little) SocksI Love Jesus (But I Cuss a Little) Socks

    I Love Jesus (But I Cuss a Little) Socks

    Faith, forgiveness, and a slightly colorful vocabulary. These white crew socks find the line between holy and hilarious and walk it beautifully. With navy blue accents on the toe and heel, bold blue stripes at the cuff, and blue text that reads “I ❤️...
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  • Happy Wife Happy Life SocksHappy Wife Happy Life Socks

    Happy Wife Happy Life Socks

    Keep the peace at home with our Happy Wife Happy Life Funny Socks! Featuring a playful design that's sure to bring a smile to your face, these socks are perfect for keeping the harmony in your relationship. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these socks...
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