Description
xThe Eat a Bag of Dicks T-shirt doesn’t bother with wordplay or polite innuendo. It goes straight for the laugh. The design is a parody chip bag, only instead of crunchy snacks, it’s filled with… exactly what the label promises. It’s crude, it’s loud, and it’s absolutely impossible to ignore.
Printed on a dark gray unisex tee with bold pops of blue, white, and red, it lands somewhere between graphic gag and wearable dare. The 65% polyester/35% cotton blend makes it soft enough for everyday wear, but durable enough to survive the repeated wash cycles it’ll face after all the times you pull it out to show friends (and shock strangers).
This isn’t “ha-ha, maybe” humor. It’s an all-caps joke designed for anyone who likes their comedy brash, brassy, and worn on the chest without apology.
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