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They're not attitude socks. They're just socks that don't take your crap.
These deceptively pretty socks feature a soft brown background, a blush pink heel and toe, and a garden party of pink, white, orange, and teal flowers. But right there, nestled among the blooms, is the real showstopper: “I don’t have an attitude problem, you fucking bitch.”
Made for the strong-willed, short-tempered, and selectively social, these mid-calf crew socks are cozy enough for all-day wear and bold enough to shut down conversations without saying a word. They're unisex, fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12), and made from a comfy cotton-poly blend with just enough stretch for stomping out nonsense.
Perfect for anyone who’s tired of being told to smile, be nice, or “calm down.” These socks aren’t here to play nice but they are here to ensure those around you act right.
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