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Now that’s commitment. This blue unisex T-shirt features a bottle of ranch dressing front and center, its label declaring the ultimate declaration of love: “I Love You More Than Ranch.” Bold words, considering ranch is basically a food group for some people.
Made from a soft 65% polyester, 35% cotton blend, it’s comfortable enough for date night at the diner, lazy Sundays on the couch, or grocery runs where you “accidentally” grab three more bottles of dressing. The fit is unisex, the vibe is playful, and the message is crystal clear: they outrank your favorite condiment.
Perfect for Valentine’s, anniversaries, or just to freak out the friend who puts ranch on everything, this shirt proves that true love is rare, but not as rare as going a week without ranch.
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