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Sometimes Live, Laugh, Love just doesn’t apply.
This tea towel doesn’t whisper gentle affirmations. It shouts the kind of sentiment you really want framed above your sink. In a world full of fake positivity and aggressively cheerful home décor, Live, Laugh, Fuck Off is the battle cry of anyone who’s had it with toxic niceness, unsolicited advice, or surprise guests who “just popped by.”
Sure, it looks sweet and well-behaved. The soft blue cotton, the whimsical floral border—it’s giving “farmer’s market chic.” But read the text, and you’ll see it for what it really is: a no-nonsense, straight-shooting message for your home. You know where real people live.
Made from 100% soft, absorbent cotton and measuring 19" x 25", it includes a handy hang loop on the back so you can dry it easily. Or, hang it where your in-laws are sure to notice. Great for wiping down counters, drying dishes, or just adding the right vibe to your kitchen with a little less sugar and a lot more salt.
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