Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...
Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...
Let the world know it's time for some self-care with our Mama Needs A Fucking Nap Sticker!
Perfect for tired moms everywhere, this sticker is a humorous reminder to prioritize rest and relaxation.
Whether you stick it on your planner or water bottle, this sticker is sure to resonate with fellow parents. Get yours today and embrace the power of a good nap!
Orders placed by 11:59pm CST will generally ship the next business day. You will receive a tracking email once your shipment is scanned by the shipping carrier.
Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...
Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...