Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...
Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...
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Mid-calf Crew Sock
Unisex, One Size Fits Most: Men 6 – 11 & Women 7.5 – 12
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Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...
Cereal for dinner. Pants optional. Responsibility? Declined. These red crew socks say what your face (and posture) already gave away: “I Can’t Adult Today.” Covered in colorful ring-shaped cereal and featuring a bowl with a spoon sticking out, these socks are your official out-of-office...
Cute. Colorful. Casually confrontational. These dark blue socks are covered in cheerful little doodles of flowers, butterflies, stars, and ice cream cones like something you'd find in a kid's coloring book. But look a little closer, and the message hits: DON’T BE A DICK....
Punching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring. These light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. “Happily Retired” wraps around...