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Some advice is timeless and this might be the most important of all. These blue novelty socks feature pink toes and heels, a cheerful pattern of bananas scattered all over, and the unforgettable warning: “Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana.” Practical? Maybe not. Relatable? Absolutely.
Made from 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic, they’re soft, breathable, and durable enough for workdays, lazy weekends, or awkward snack breaks you’d rather forget. One size fits most (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12), making them an easy gift for anyone with a sense of humor slightly left of center.
Machine washable and guaranteed to spark a smirk, these socks are proof that sometimes the smallest accessories deliver the biggest laughs. No eye contact required, we promise.
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