Description
xBaked with love. Frosted with rage.
These light pink socks might look like a wholesome bakery fantasy, complete with cute cupcakes, hearts, and cheerful burgundy accents. But the message is loud, clear, and sprinkled with aggression: “I Just Baked You Some Shut The Fuck Up Cakes.” A great choice for those moments when words fail and only profanity-laden baked goods will do.
Made from a soft cotton-poly blend with just enough stretch to keep you comfortable through even the pettiest interactions, these mid-calf socks are unisex and fit most (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). So, if you’re dealing with an unsolicited opinion, a chaotic group chat, or just trying to get five minutes of peace, these socks are your polite-but-firm boundary.
Give them as a gift, wear them as armor, or keep them in your drawer for when someone really pisses you off.
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