Description
xSleep? Gone. Privacy? A memory. Sanity? Hijacked by people under four feet tall.
These light purple socks keep it real with simple white text that reads “The Tiny Humans Stole My Sanity,” because sometimes the truth doesn’t need to be spoken aloud. It just needs clean laundry and five minutes alone. Perfect for the parent who’s been reheating the same cup of coffee since 8 a.m. and negotiating hostage-level snack demands before noon.
Made from a soft, stretchy cotton blend with a cozy mid-calf fit, they’re unisex and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). Built to withstand stepping on LEGOs, surviving school drop-offs, or hiding in the pantry with cookies you swear you’re not sharing. These socks are your quiet cry for help disguised as comfy footwear.
Parenting is hard. But at least your socks can be honest about it.
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