Description
xOffice etiquette? Never heard of her.
With clean white stripes at the cuff and the very not-HR-approved message “I Suppose Saying Fuck You Would Be Unprofessional” stitched down the side, these socks are the unofficial uniform of every emotionally restrained legend just trying to make it through one more meeting without getting fired.
Made from a cozy cotton blend with just enough stretch, they fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12) and pair beautifully with subtle glares, fake smiles, and that inner monologue screaming into the void.
Wear them under slacks. Flash them during budget reviews. Gift them to your favorite co-worker who’s one coffee short of a breakdown.
Sometimes keeping your mouth shut is being professional, especially when these socks do the talking for you.
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