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Step right up! Chaos has a dress code and you can get suited up today. This dark gray unisex T-shirt features a bold red carnival-style ticket stamped with the words “Welcome To The Shitshow – Admit One.”
It’s cheeky, dramatic, and just a little too accurate for most days of the week.
Made from a 65% polyester, 35% cotton blend, it’s soft, durable, and ready for everything from family gatherings to office “team-building” exercises. The design is crisp, the fit is easy, and the message says you’ve officially stopped pretending everything’s fine.
Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor or just a front-row seat to life’s ongoing disaster, this shirt makes survival look stylish. Because honestly, the shitshow doesn’t really start until you show up.
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