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xSunshine? Never met her.
These black crew socks are stitched with painfully accurate white text: “Well, Aren’t You a Little Ray of Pitch Black.” No rainbows. No silver linings. Just the comforting warmth of existential dread and maybe a heavy-handed cat eye.
Soft, stretchy, and unapologetically cynical, these socks are built for anyone whose idea of small talk is avoiding it altogether. Whether you're muttering under your breath, dodging phone calls like it's an Olympic sport, or side-eyeing someone who's just a little. too. damned. happy, these are your go-to socks.
They’re made from a cozy cotton/poly blend, fit most humans (Men’s 6–11, Women’s 7.5–12), and naturally pair well with black. Lots of black. Perfect for brooding in style, ghosting brunch plans, or just kicking back in your favorite dark corner.
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