Naughty Socks

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a little bit naughty sometimes, and Funatic is just here to help with our wide selection of seriously funny socks. From foul-mouthed one-liners to offensive imagery, we’ve got your feet covered with a pair of hilariously inappropriate naughty socks.

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  • Bat Shit Crazy SocksBat Shit Crazy Socks

    Bat Shit Crazy Socks

    Get ready to embrace your wild side with our Bat Shit Crazy Funny Socks! Featuring a quirky design that embraces the unconventional, these socks are perfect for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these socks...
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  • I'm Not Always a Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself SocksI'm Not Always a Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Socks

    I'm Not Always a Bitch, Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Socks

    She’s got pastel vibes and main-character rage. These peach socks come dressed like a Hallmark card: white cuffs, soft details, a cartoon blonde clutching a heart. But the energy? Fully unhinged. Up top, you’ve got “I’m Not Always a Bitch.” Aww. Growth. Turn your...
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  • Shut The Fuck Up Cakes SocksShut The Fuck Up Cakes Socks

    Shut The Fuck Up Cakes Socks

    Baked with love. Frosted with rage. These light pink socks might look like a wholesome bakery fantasy, complete with cute cupcakes, hearts, and cheerful burgundy accents. But the message is loud, clear, and sprinkled with aggression: “I Just Baked You Some Shut The Fuck...
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  • I Don't Have An Attitude Problem SocksI Don't Have An Attitude Problem Socks

    I Don't Have An Attitude Problem Socks

    They're not attitude socks. They're just socks that don't take your crap. These deceptively pretty socks feature a soft brown background, a blush pink heel and toe, and a garden party of pink, white, orange, and teal flowers. But right there, nestled among the...
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  • Per My Last Email SocksPer My Last Email Socks
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    Per My Last Email Socks

    For those days when you're smiling through gritted teeth and your inbox is a battlefield, these socks are your new favorite form of self-expression. Snarky, stylish, and a little bit salty. They say exactly what you’re too professional (or too exhausted) to repeat out...
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  • Not This Shit Again SocksNot This Shit Again Socks

    Not This Shit Again Socks

    Express your frustration with our Not This Shit Again Funny Socks! Featuring a relatable design that's perfect for those moments when life throws you a curveball, these socks are sure to make you smile. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these socks offer comfort and...
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  • Unprofessional SocksUnprofessional Socks
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    Unprofessional Socks

    Office etiquette? Never heard of her. With clean white stripes at the cuff and the very not-HR-approved message “I Suppose Saying Fuck You Would Be Unprofessional” stitched down the side, these socks are the unofficial uniform of every emotionally restrained legend just trying to...
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  • Let That Shit Go SocksLet That Shit Go Socks

    Let That Shit Go Socks

    Deep breaths. Lowered shoulders. Mild profanity. These purple crew socks are your unofficial emotional support system, complete with pastel stripes in pink, orange, white, and green, and the unfiltered advice we all need printed right across the top: “Let That Shit Go.” Whether you’re...
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  • Cheers Bitches SocksCheers Bitches Socks

    Cheers Bitches Socks

    Raise a toast with our "Cheers Bitches" funny socks! Whether you're celebrating a special occasion or just enjoying some time with friends, these socks are sure to bring a smile to your face. Crafted with premium materials for maximum comfort, these socks are as...
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  • Gifted SocksGifted Socks

    Gifted Socks

    Some people were born with charm. Others with brains. And some… with something a little extra. These blue crew socks feature lime green accents and a very confident bathroom-symbol man, complete with an unexpected third leg. The white text simply reads “Gifted,” because subtlety...
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  • You’re a Weird Fucker, Keep That Shit Up SocksYou’re a Weird Fucker, Keep That Shit Up Socks
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    You’re a Weird Fucker, Keep That Shit Up Socks

    Embrace your unique style with our "You’re a Weird Fucker, Keep That Shit Up" Funny Socks!Whether you're marching to the beat of your own drum or just embracing your quirks, these socks add a humorous twist to your day. Crafted from soft, breathable materials,...
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  • Fuck You Very Much SocksFuck You Very Much Socks

    Fuck You Very Much Socks

    For the days when "no comment" just won’t cut it. These unapologetically bright yellow socks say what you’re thinking with a smile. Literally. Decorated with black smiley faces and blunt black text that reads Fuck You Very Much, they’re equal parts charming and pure...
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  • I Think I Seized The Wrong Fucking Day SocksI Think I Seized The Wrong Fucking Day Socks

    I Think I Seized The Wrong Fucking Day Socks

    Declare your defiance with our "I Think I Seized The Wrong Fucking Day" Funny Socks!Whether you're facing a rough day or just need to let off some steam, these socks are here to commiserate with you. Crafted from soft, breathable materials, these funny socks...
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  • I'm Not A Regular Bitch, I'm A Classy Bitch SocksI'm Not A Regular Bitch, I'm A Classy Bitch Socks

    I'm Not A Regular Bitch, I'm A Classy Bitch Socks

    These powder-blue socks are here to remind the world that class and sass are not mutually exclusive. With a retro queen in pearls flipping the bird and the phrase “I’m not a regular bitch, I’m a classy bitch” proudly stitched across the side, they’re...
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  • All The Fucks I Give SocksAll The Fucks I Give Socks

    All The Fucks I Give Socks

    Give zero fucks with our "All The Fucks I Give" Funny Socks!Whether you're feeling apathetic or just want to make a statement, these socks have got you covered. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these funny socks offer comfort and flexibility for all-day wear.With bold...
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  • Yo Karen Sit The Fuck Down SocksYo Karen Sit The Fuck Down Socks

    Yo Karen Sit The Fuck Down Socks

    Make a statement with our "Yo Karen Sit The Fuck Down" Funny Socks!Whether you're dealing with a Karen or just need to inject some humor into your day, these socks have got you covered. Crafted from soft, breathable materials, these funny socks offer comfort...
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  • Fuck Normal SocksFuck Normal Socks

    Fuck Normal Socks

    Stand out from the crowd with our "Fuck Normal" Funny Socks!Whether you're embracing your individuality or just need to make a statement, these socks add a rebellious twist to your day. Crafted from soft, stretchy materials, these funny socks offer comfort and flexibility for...
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  • Live, Laugh, Fuck Off SocksLive, Laugh, Fuck Off Socks

    Live, Laugh, Fuck Off Socks

    If “good vibes only” home decor makes your eye twitch, we might just have something for you. These blue socks are here to reclaim your personal space with style. At first glance, they’re all sweetness and charm: floral patterns, cheerful strawberries, soft pastel accents...
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  • Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch SocksCoffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch Socks

    Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch Socks

    Fuel your sass with our "Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch" funny socks!Perfect for caffeine addicts and anyone with a bold personality, these socks are sure to make a statement. Crafted with premium materials for all-day comfort, these socks are as cozy as...
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  • I Like Pretty Things and the Word Fuck Socks

    I Like Pretty Things and the Word Fuck Socks

    Sweet meets salty. And we’re not just talking about your snack stash. Our I Like Pretty Things & The Word Fuck socks are for the unapologetically complicated. Florals? Love them. Swearing? Also love it. These socks deliver both in one glorious package: a soft...
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